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"Looking at the record books it's easy to believe that something was going to go wrong because of our poor record at The Dell and in some respects I am a little bit superstitious about that."
Frank Lampard Jnr

"What the FA are saying effectively is that it's alright to call the ref a **** and gob in his boat, but woe betide you if use a gesture that has little meaning to all but the most easily offended these days."
Graeme Howlett

"Two footy supporters living next to me support Leicester and Villa. My theory is that if Leicester beat Villa and we beat Leicester, we’re the best and I have delighted in showing the Leicester goals over and over and over again."
Matt McDonald

"Four years ago you'd wait all season for a moment of jaw dropping magic; today the likes of Di Canio, Cole and Sinclair churn them out every time they play. Pure moments of magic that linger longer than any defeat."
Chris Tye

"I think like everyone who supports the Hammers I was in deep depression for the rest of the week. I haven't felt so crushed since Miss Right decided she was Miss Right, but perhaps for someone else. "
Dan O'Rourke

"'Let the rhythm start to play, dance with me, make me sway' the sound of teenage pop pervades the still autumnal night and reinforces my theory of the parallels between dance and football."
Alison Leahy

"And then, to cap it all our East London Boys put the Totts to the sword and showed them up as the Bleedin' Liabilities they really are. Anyone who was there knows how Bloody Lovely it was."
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"Ever since he discovered his grandmother was a bookie's runner, Harry Redknapp has enjoyed a gamble. Horses, greyhounds, two flies on a wall. You name it, Harry will have a punt."
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Updated 19th May 2000

Welcome to the new kumb articles page, where we present all sorts of topics discussed by our in-house squad of Hammer mad writers. Our first articles are online now, with much more to follow ...

Want to contribute? We're always on the lookout for articles, match reports and the like. If you would like to help out mail us here for more details.

 

ARTICLE AUTHOR DATE
Treading Water Kit Robinson 19/05/00
A Stroll in the Park Kit Robinson 10/05/00
Season Review Damian Muncaster  10/05/00
That's All Folks! Kit Robinson 03/05/00
Reactions Kit Robinson 17/04/00
"Great ground, no fans ..." Kit Robinson 04/04/00
Franky Mac Damian Muncaster  31/03/00
The wisdom of Howard Wilkinson Damian Muncaster  30/03/00
A whole season in one Game Kit Robinson 26/03/00
Informal, personal & wildcat  Paul Graham 10/03/00

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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