Moansh*tster game

Well, I hoped to write a report on the moan game based on the full radio commentary. Turned on at 2:55 and to my surprise, no bloody game!! With the history of upsets and Moan victories they choose to broadcast Leeds v Chelsea, Arsenal v Wimbledon and Leeds v Chelsea!! Despite 90% of stations commentating Moan v Bradford…why not us….. why do the same game???

I kept my optimistic approach in always predicting a WHU win.

Anyway I’m writing this during the game to capture the changing emotions.

Line-Up: FORREST,  SINCLAIR,  POTTS,  FERDINAND,  MINTO,  LAMPARD,  LOMAS,  MONCUR,  FOE,  KANOUTE, WANCHOPE 
Subs: FEUER,  CHARLES,  KELLER,  McCANN,  COLE

Distinct lack of appearance of Margas again. Apparently he was flying back in response to Harry’s SOS call due to defensive injuries to Potts and Slowdduck. Instead Potts plays and Charles *grits teeth* on the bench. Unsure regarding Di Canio’s absence.. assuming injury cos he aint on the bench either. 

Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Moan 0-1 WEST HAM – Paulo Wanchope.

At this point the stations are wishing they were all at our game. Though at the same time trying to make the Leeds game sound interesting, despite the number of injuries to both sides and “..this one could be an interesting 0-0 draw..” ???

Moan 1-1 West Ham – Paul Scholes… ****!

Typical, they’ll be fired up now Still if they hadn’t at least equalised, they’d be wanting ET and diving all over the place.

Bloody hell, I don’t believe it 2-1 Penalty. Who’s the diving ‘naughty person’! in the red. Initially saved by Forrest, unfortunately straight back to Irwin.

Oh well my 2-3 prediction is still ok. Come on you irons!

Still amusing that the main commentary game is the only goalless one. Constant reminders of the score now moan are winning!!

Arsenal player sent off

3-1 Andy Cow

I quote “Keane collapsed inside the area, if anyone hard enough had made him collapse he would have retaliated. Unless it was the ref??

My prediction is out of the window.

4-1 Scholes

Moan fan shouting outside my window with a small sign “Westum are Sh*t” ?? Still, its raining so he can stay there as long as he likes.

I might as well turn the radio off, “..with 30mins left Man.Utd have already won..” Possibly so but bloody cheek.

5-1 Scholes penalty

Only they could get 2 pens in a game.

What a complete load of pish! At least we’ve put the 5-1 thrashing behind us!! Thank heavens ‘arry realises we have our best ever team.

6-1 Beckham

Who are we Ipswich??

With 25mins to go, we have managed to lose a one-goal lead to let in 6!!

Admittedly the rules of football change at Old Trafford ‘The theatre of cheats’ I still remember going to Old Trafford a few seasons back to see Hartson open the scoring (first that moan conceded all season). Then we end up losing after Kitson spoons the chance to go two up and plays like …well crap basically.

I wonder if Margas is gripping the seat in disbelief and wondering if his manager has received a blow to the head, if not would it do any good??

7-1 Solskjaer

17mins remaining, are the club going to refund the cost of supporters travelling to Manchester?

Please lets get at least one goal.. preferably Kanoute. If not we’ll probably end up with vast amounts of fans barracking him and screwing up all hope of getting him permanently.

They have made 3subs… we have made 0!!!! Come on ‘arry something’s got to give.

That’s all folks – FT 7-1

I wonder if that sort of result drives people to alcoholism. I don’t remember Messrs Adams and Merson being beaten that heavily J (Tongue in cheek).

Well what else can I say…. Good to see the article suggesting that T.Brown will back the bid to sign Kanoute. Disappointing to think that Flamps’s success in the U21’s might be stopping his promotion to the full squad.

Um..um..

Top marks to the vandal who has glued a pair of knickers to a cardboard statue of Mr.Beckham. Also thanks to the idiot outside my window who now has pen print all over his Moan shirt after the rain made his sign run!

Quick mention of a Moan fan I know :- Never seen them play live, Lives in Stoke, watches them occasionally in the pub. Asks me over the phone what the score was… gullible. Just a typical Moan fan!

I wonder if the refs go through a different tunnel for the match… like the one that goes into Alex Ferguson’s pocket?

That’s all for now.

Matt

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