kumb Specials

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The referee's a w*nker ...

How many times do you hear that charming little ode sung during a game? Well one too many obviously for this particular man in black. The referee strikes back ...

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Wallop

Ah, those were the days, when you could get away with slapping an opposition player and receive nothing more than a jolly good telling off from that sturdy chap, the referee.

Well this is one for those nostalgia fans amongst you. Scandinavian (I think) in origin, here's a little tete a tete between two players. Henry Cooper would have been proud of this one ... click here to download. MPEG file.

They think it's all over ...

... well it is now, for this Leeds fan at least - but it took six of the Met's finest to hold him down. Kenneth Wolstenholme provides the perfect commentary from this Leeds vs ? Wembley encounter. Click here to check it out. RM file. 

Anyone know what game this is from? Mail us here.

A good kicking *Currently unavailable*

Absolutely nothing to do with West Ham this one, but hilariously unmissable nonetheless. Dennis Norden would probably describe it as 'Terrace Violence Oriental Style'. Click here to take a look. AVI file.

And if anyone has any idea what the little bloke may have said to incur the wrath of his assailant we'd love to hear from you - email us here!

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EDITOR-Graeme Howlett
WRITERS-Dan O'Rourke, Adam Makepeace, 'Bobby Upper' Bobby, Alison Leahy, Chris Tye, Matt McDonald
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